
Posted by Valerie, Senior Editor
As a city dweller with no access to a car (and, really, no desire to drive one in unfamiliar territory), a basic knowledge of the nearest public-transit-accessible beaches is indispensable in the summer. Having not yet acquired this knowledge, I started to panic one recent Friday when I realized I had to get out of the city for the weekend but had no idea where to go. Fortunately, my intrepid and spontaneous travel partner hopped on the computer around 10:30 p. m. and found a suitable beach getaway that we could reach with a combination of subway, New Jersey Transit bus, and feet: Wildwood, New Jersey.
A resort town that experienced a boom of Doo-Wop architecture in the '50s and '60s, Wildwood has made the decision to remain stuck in the past. About 200 motels in the Doo-Wop style still exist, and they make up the majority of the waterfront development in the area. Each one has a theme, but almost all feature the same fake palm trees by their pools, and usually a sign in sun-bleached colors. Here are some examples:
The plastic palms, with a pirate in the distance.
The W, not to be confused with the luxury hotel chain.
I half expected Greg Brady to come running out of this one, toting his cursed tiki.
The pastel-perfect Bristol, with the ever popular "lava rock" walls.
The dramatically lit Crusader.
There are also some non-hotel architectural gems, like this mid-century church:
Wildwood also has a massive boardwalk and three amusement piers with roller coasters, arcade games, and even waterslides. Some of the rides are really beautiful, and it took the equivalent of wild horses (read: a two-mile walk back to the hotel to drop off my bag) to keep me off the "lazy river."
(Note: Coney Island this is not. You won’t find any beer vendors or daiquiri machines along the boardwalk -- which may explain why it seemed so clean. Venture just off the boardwalk across the street from the convention center to the Barefoot Bar in the Oceanic Hotel if you need to wet your whistle. Skip the divey front room and head around back to the swim-up pool and jacuzzi. It's free for hotel guests and a $5 cover for walk-ins. And after a long, hot day on the dry boardwalk, it’s worth it.)
An unexpected bonus on this trip: Discovering that the local convention center screens movies on the beach nightly throughout the summer -- first-run movies. For $8 each, we hauled our blanket out to the huge stretch of sand between the waves and the boardwalk and watched a 10 p. m. showing of Superbad. Score. You can also see movies in this adorable single-screen theater:
The Sea Theater.
And if all else fails, hit one of the half-dozen mini-golf courses scattered throughout Wildwood and shoot for a hole in one. I certainly got one on my trip! (Sorry.)