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Monday, May 12, 2008

Up, Up, and Away

Soon the warm, breezy days of spring will give way to the hot, humid days of summer. Unless you are opting for a Mia Farrow cut, you will need something to keep your locks from going limp.

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One solution? a ponytail or bun with some glamour.  I give my elastic hair bands an upgrade with a simple and inexpensive accent: buttons. The ones below were found at Lou Lou Buttons in New York City, but there are other sources such as Tender Buttons, M&J Trimming, or Great Buttons.

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They're a cinch to make with the right materials. You will need elastic hair bands, available at any drugstore, jump rings in brass, silver or gold, and a pair of needle-nose pliers. Your fingers or tweezers will do in a pinch.

Simply bend open the jump ring with pliers and attach hair elastic and button (remember the jump ring will need to be big enough to fit around both).

Then, close it up and you're ready. Since there were no hair models around the office, fellow blogger Kerstin and myself opted to show you a few of my favorite creations.

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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Green Knees



Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Jodi's Board Book

Babies love pictures of themselves and people that they know. So, a book filled with photo collages of the parents-to-be, family, and friends would make such a great shower gift. If the parents-to-be are crafty, a stack of blank books for them to fill would be an excellent gift. But homemade books would also make really cool gifts for friends if filled with old photos, excerpts from letters, and other souvenirs. That's why I’ve been obsessed with these blank white board books which are available at Romp, an excellent childrens store right around the corner from me in Brooklyn. The books come in two sizes: 5 inches x 5 inches or  8 inches x 8 inches. You can also get them from Oriental Trading (in the same sizes) but I've found them to be not quite as sturdy.

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Blank board books from Romp

Over at my place we've been cranking out so many of these books that we practically have a mini factory. The books we make are pretty silly and messy (and not really meant for, well, grownups to see). We paste in photos, paper cutouts, and stickers to create a story. Here are a few of the ones we've made.

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My older son Sammy and I made one last year for my younger son's first birthday, “We love Lionel,” and another for a little baby friend that we watch on Fridays titled “Friday Brothers."

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Monday, March 24, 2008

The Counterfeit Crochet Project

Ever wished you could just whip up a copy of your favorite designer bag? Well, now you can! Or, well, sort of…

The Counterfeit Crochet Project led by Stephanie Syjuco of San Francisco is a project that, in Stephanie's words, "pays homage to the DIY aesthetic of those who choose to make their own goods in an era of mass consumption and mass production," and "addresses issues of high fashion piracy and counterfeiting."

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Crochet a la Gucci

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Friday, March 14, 2008

One-Minute Speaker

The other day, Shane and I wanted to listen to some music in the office, but we don't have a stereo. We did have Shane's iPhone, but the music that dribbled out of it without a speaker was barely above a whisper. To see if it would amplify the sound at all, I rolled a loose piece of paper into a cone to create a low-tech megaphone. It wasn't Bose-quality sound, but it was a lot more audible. When Page came in and found us rocking out to our old-fashioned fix, she nearly keeled over laughing. (But secretly thought it was a great idea.)

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The one-minute speaker

 



Thursday, March 13, 2008

Brand New Blue

As promised, Bluelines has undergone a facelift (the fun kind). It might seem subtle but we've made some big additions. Here's a rundown of what's new.

If they're not already drawn there immediately, direct your eyes upward and you'll see six cool new banners by the incredibly talented artist Keith Shore. (More about him later.) We'll be rotating the artist behind our banners every month so if you'd like to be considered or want to suggest someone, please email us.

We've got a new list of contributors who'll be blogging about what inspires them, makes them laugh, and generally makes them weak in the knees. There are a few familiar faces, and a couple of new ones sprinkled in. We hope you come to like them all.

On the top left, we've tweaked our navigation, so play around with it and discover the archived treasures that lie within. Here, you'll find all of the previous Bluelines posts archived.

Navigation button No. 10 deserves a paragraph of its own. We've created a source book full of our favorite websites, blogs, artists, and resources. Here you'll also find all of Blueprint's beloved 100 Reasons To...  -- which contain a bevy of links, facts, and inspiration. We'll be adding to that list constantly, so check back often.

You'll also notice that we've created home tours of our favorite Blueprint features. Take a virtual tour of Suzanna Bierwith's Chicago row house, and watch as Sarah Humphreys's tiny Manhattan apartment goes from claustrophobic to chic. Not only are they beautiful to look at, but they are also rife with great decorating tips and ideas to steal. And, of course, we'll be adding more of them.

New ideas, a new look, and new contributors -- we hope that's what you've been hankering for.

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Just some of what's to come



Monday, March 10, 2008

Most Popular DIY Posts

We're big on making things ourselves -- and it seems that most of you are too! In honor of our one-year blog-iversary (and impending relaunch) here are some of the most popular DIY posts.

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Making My Case

Ottoman Empire

It's Electric

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A Change of Art

Sweet Child of Mine

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Hang-Up Job

A Chain for the Better

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Tried & True

First-Class Mayle

The Rules

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Friday, March 07, 2008

Land Of Sweet Liberty Prints

Posted by Kerstin

Erin's recent post inspired me to start thinking about spring and what its colors mean to me. And although the weather will not drastically change with this Sunday's daylight saving time, I can still start dreaming of fresh-cut lawns and delicate blossoms with the purchase of some Liberty of London cotton fabrics.

These classic English prints are so cheery and whimsical they could turn the grayest, dullest day on its head. I am using the last few weeks of winter to brainstorm what I will do with the fabrics this year.

Since the fabric isn't exactly cheap (Purl has a great selection), I might have to scale down the size of my projects. Perhaps three or four handmade covers to customize otherwise boring, black journals  -- perfect make-ahead gifts for a bunch of June birthdays. I might even have some left over to make myself a set of mismatched coasters to set out at my Preakness party.

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Calico & Ivy's assortment pack of Liberty fabrics

And this assortment pack sold by Calico & Ivy has inspired me to possibly attempt a nap-friendly blanket for my 2-year-old goddaughter. I figure she can always make it into a mini skirt when she gets too old for a "woobie."

More Liberty prints after the jump--->

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Friday, February 29, 2008

Best Of Bluelines

Do you have any favorite posts?



Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Blueprint's Legacy



Thursday, February 14, 2008

Spelling Out Hidden Desires

If you're going the traditional boxed chocolates route for V-day, consider putting a personal spin on the gesture by making a customized candy box. It's a quick project that does double duty as a gift and a card rolled into one.

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Chocolate = eternal love

How-to instructions after the jump>>

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Hang-Up Job

If you're at all like us, you're a hotel toiletry kleptomaniac who can't resist slipping every mini bottle of suds into your carry-on. When you arrive home, you carefully add the new additions to your arsenal of bath products (cleanser/scrub/lotion/miracle-in-a-bottles that are picked up every week), which dutifully line your sink, toilet tank, and bathtub like little soldiers. Just us? Well, we came up with a quick, easy way to keep all of your potions at hand while keeping them out of the way.

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Wire hanging basket organizer

Keep reading for instructions.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

January Jumpstart: Bookcase Two Ways

Some of the submissions for the January Jumpstart contest are now being displayed on Apartment Therapy. We love that two contestants tackled bookcases -- in two totally different ways.

We're digging the baroque flair that black and white printed papers (she used wrapping paper, notecards, and gift bags) add to Malinda's bookcase.

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Malinda's papered bookcase

And we think that Theresa's bookcase bar is a genius idea. What a clever use of space!

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Theresa's bookcase bar



Tuesday, January 22, 2008

January Jumpstart: Extended!

The deadline for the January Jumpstart contest has been extended to today! So you’ve still got time (today to be exact) to tackle a small project. Here are some more ideas from the Blueprint archives.

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Conjure the stylish illusion of a space-saving suspended shelf.

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Chain suspended shelf (Jan/Feb 2007)

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Lord Of The Bling

We won’t name any names but we know there are people out there who still stash their most beloved bijoux in (now faded) pink plastic Caboodles from the ‘80s. While we have a fondness for ‘80s kitsch, we know when to move on: now. We object to most jewelry storage systems for two reasons: they’re usually neither attractive nor effective. In our January/February issue we set out to remedy this.

This morning our beloved editor-in-chief, Sarah Humphreys, will be on The Today Show demonstrating the four stylish jewelry storage solutions that we came up with. (Fear not if you’ve already missed it: we’ll link to the clip later in the day.) Sarah was so inspired by the storage ideas that she created her own – a more simple variation of our wall-mounted cabinet project. We wanted to share her project with you here:

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Simple and stylish: Sarah pinned her jewelry to a paper-covered board

How do you store your jewelry?



Thursday, January 17, 2008

Pot Holders

When Erika Knight’s latest book Classic Knits At Home (released earlier this month) entered our office the weather was frigid and Christmas poinsettias were the only flowers in sight. So when we cast our wind burnt eyes on this...

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Reprinted from Classic Knits at Home by Erika Knight Copyright © 2008.  Published by Potter Craft, a division of Random House, Inc.

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Reprinted from Classic Knits at Home by Erika Knight Copyright © 2008.  Published by Potter Craft, a division of Random House, Inc.

...we became inspired. The choice of flowers and their arrangement is exquisite – yet casual – which struck us as very Blueprint. Not only are these knitted plant pot covers a wonderful way to turn your trusty terracotta standbys into something infinitely more interesting, they’re also fairly easy to make. Slip one around a store bought plant and you’ve got a personal, handmade housewarming gift.



Monday, January 14, 2008

Ottoman Empire: How To Make An Ottoman

Ottomans -- those lumpy footstools most often associated with the title sequence of The Dick Van Dyke Show (he trips over one) -- have become a sort of decorating punch line. They just can't seem to shake their fusty, '70s living room set reputation. The first step to overcoming their burnt sienna corduroy roots is to choose a modern graphic pattern. The second step is to make them versatile. So we created an easy-to-make ottoman from two floor cushions (which can still be used on their own), and then added wheels for mobility.


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Our thoroughly modern ottoman

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Shoe Strap Bracelet

Posted by Erin, Staff Writer

My friend Lauren is always wearing a cool bracelet -- brown criss-crossed leather with metal buckles -- that reminds me of something by luxury brand Hèrmes. When I asked her where she got it, she said that she made it...out of ankle straps plucked from a pair of shoes.

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She buckled the opposite ends of the two ankle straps together to form one longer strap...

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...then wrapped it around her wrist and buckled the remaining ends.

And the best part is that she can re-attach the straps when she feels like wearing the shoes again. How resourceful! 



Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Far From Blank Tapes

Posted by Scott, Contributing Style Editor

Forget burning yule logs and roasting chestnuts: What better to put you in a festive mood than some plaid duct tape? At least, that's what I thought when I discovered that L.L. Bean has such a thing. Now I'm set for all of my holiday duct-taping needs!

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$9.50 for the set, L.L.Bean

This great plaid tape (which also comes in camo or 'sportsman' print) made me think about the neon pro-artist's tape we used in the November/December issue. It's such an easy way to make a simple brown box pop. Be sure to check out the rest of Find Tape, which carries an amazing selection of colors, finishes, and widths.

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$7 per roll, Find Tape

Then I spotted this tinsel tape on Atypyk. How perfect is that for wrapping presents? Wood grain and python printed tapes are also available.

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$12.60 per roll, Atypyk



Friday, December 07, 2007

To Do: Holiday Craft Bazaars

I’m looking forward to going to a couple of holiday-craft sales this year to find gifts for all of those people in my life who are tough to buy for. This Saturday is the first one, the BUST Holiday Craftacular. I’ve never attended but I’m very curious. A couple of friends are participating, and I’m interested to see what new projects they've dreamed up. The following Sunday, I'm participating in a sale at Divine Studio here in NYC. (Download the invite by clicking here.)That one is really an excuse to see old friends...and maybe make some new ones.

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Last year's crowd



Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Petal Power

Posted by Milano, Editorial Assistant

Five years ago, I wouldn’t haven been caught dead in anything lower than a 3.3-inch heel. I walked/ran/danced/lived in them. Any discomfort was deemed “necessary” (à la eyebrow tweezing and bikini waxing) -- strutting on stilts was just the way it was going to be. Well, times have changed. These days, I’m lucky if I can hobble in and out of a taxi on wimpy 2.5 inchers -- which, I might add, I reserve for cocktail parties, weddings, and the rare no-holds-barred night on the town. Even in those mini heels, I can only stand for a half-hour before I begin whining and scanning the room for a leaning post. Which is why it was a magical day when Foot Petals, cushion inserts that (sort of) resemble flower petals, entered my life (and my party shoes). There’s a style for the heel (to keep it from slipping off with every step), for the balls of the feet (where those sad callouses have formed), for the areas where unforgiving straps cut into your skin, and for the entire foot (ball-to-heel relief). Now hours can go by before I even remember that I’m wearing heels. Whoever said “No pain, no gain” needs to put some foot petals in their dancing shoes.

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Tiger Tip Toes



Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Muggin' Out

For my birthday a couple of months ago, my friends Lola and Don made these adorable hand-painted mugs featuring two of my current animal obsessions, a family of meerkats and a pair of love-struck alpacas (in memory of my recent trip to Peru).

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They used Pebeo Porcelaine 150 Paint Markers, available at art-supply stores, to draw (freehand!) on plain ceramic mugs, then baked the pieces in a regular oven for 30 minutes at 300F. (Once set, the paint is dishwasher-friendly but not food safe, so only use it on the outside of any dishware you'll eat or drink from.) Artwork not your strong point? Lola and Don offer similar mug-and-saucer sets in their Etsy shop -- although their first batch sold out almost immediately. For even more no-assembly-required ways to spice up your place settings, check out the The Guide to Setting the Table in our November/December issue, on newsstands now.



Thursday, November 15, 2007

Sew Much Fun

 

Wee Wonderfuls makes me wish that I had spent less time horsing around in home ec -- I had what Mrs. Stanard called an "attention issue" -- and more time learning to sew. Hillary Lang, the talented crafter behind the site, knows that some of us are not quite as gifted with a needle and thread, and mercifully offers her unlawfully cute toys, dolls, and quilts already made. For those who want to DIY, Lang generously offers free downloadable patterns. And while I'm at it, what is the statute of limitations on apologies to one Mrs. Stanard?

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Point Kitty -- free pattern available at Wee Wonderfuls



Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Holy Schmidt: Denyse Schmidt Quilts

We've been fans of quilter and vintage fabric designer extraordinaire Denyse Schmidt for quite some time. Most recently, we included her "Rugby Stripe"quilt in our September/October 2007 Destination Bedding story. Dreams of a blissful night's sleep under one of her creations are recurrent thanks to their snuggle-ability, artisan beauty, and signature spins on classic quilt themes. Her wit shines with "Single Girl," a new pattern that riffs on the traditional double wedding-ring-motif by employing a single ring. You can use "Katie Jump Rope," a vintage-inspired fabric designed by Schmidt, shown below, or a fabric of your choosing -- the jeans you can't bear to part with, but can't button anymore, perhaps.

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Monday, November 05, 2007

I Love Lamp

The overhead lights in my place are so garish that I prefer never, ever to switch them on. I’ve got a pretty good assortment of low-watt mood lighting that keeps my garden apartment (affectionately nicknamed 'the hobbit hole') in a perpetual state of cozy. It's the sort of light in which everyone looks good, but no one can read, and this is the opposite of my priorities. When attempts to score a cool lamp on eBay proved futile, I decided to call up my friend John Babcock. John is a collector at heart: He can't let anything -- especially something that can be made functional -- go to waste. He and his girlfriend, Kirsten, have transformed their apartment with stuff they've found digging through estate sales in Pennsylvania and on the city streets, which they then fix up.

John has a huge stockpile of parts pulled from old lamps, as well as an incredible eye for what has lamp potential; He's made stunning lamps out of a 1970s acrylic ice bucket, and an old crock pot. Next up is an industrial space heater.


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John's 'ice cube' lamp, fashioned from a '70s ice bucket

 

When I came over for my lamp-making lesson, John pulled out a bunch of bases for me to choose from. He also showed me a metal canister -- purchased for $1 -- that he thought might make a nice shade. Kirsten suggested lining some leftover radiator sheeting with rice paper as an alternative. I promptly became overwhelmed. Fortunately, John did most of the work, Kirsten played style consultant, and I took notes. Here are the basic steps:

1. Choose a base. It must be heavy enough to support the weight of the neck and shade. When my lamp started toppling over, we nixed the idea of a heavier base which looked too clunky. Instead, we loaded up the bolt on the inside of the base with heavy washers to weigh it down. John strongly suggests using purchased or found lamp parts to make things easier, especially if you're a first-time lamper.

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John's collection of old bases

2. Choose a neck. This connects the base to the shade, and you run the wire through it, so it should be hollow. We chose an awesome old metal neck that was flexible -- important in a reading lamp.

3. Connect the base to the neck with a series of interlocking nuts. This is where using old lamp parts really helps, since they can generally screw together. John recommends taking the neck to a hardware store to size it correctly for nuts and washers.

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We screwed the neck to the base and used a domed metal piece to hide any unsightly construction

4. Make a shade. Because the canister had a pattern that could be read in only one direction, we couldn't just turn it upside-down and use the top as the opening for the light to shine through. To cut out the bottom of the can, we (okay: John) drilled a hole through the center. (Be sure to use a drill bit that can go through metal.) Then, using tin snips, John cut the remaining metal out of the bottom and, using a very coarse sandpaper, I sanded down the edge so that we could install the wiring and light bulb without shredding our hands on a ragged metal edge. The shade is where you get to be the most creative, so take your time with it. There are some very creative ideas -- along with instructions -- on instructables.com.

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The $1 canister

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Snipping the bottom out of the can

5. Wire the shade. Because John is a genius, he wired the lamp himself. He already had all of the separate components on hand -- wire, a socket, a plug, and a (very cool) switch. Wiring is perhaps too involved to explain here, so I would recommend buying a socket (the thing you screw the light bulb into) that is already wired, or has a kit with instructions.  You can get them from most hardware and craft stores; check out Lowe's for parts, instructions, and expertise. {Please be very careful and keep in mind that wiring electrical circuits carries some risk if done incorrectly. If you are not entirely confident, take it to an expert!} From there you'll need to run the wire from the shade through to the neck and base. Connect the plug after running the wire through the neck, unless your neck is wide enough to accommodate the plug. (By the way, we drilled a hole through the side of the canister to screw it to the neck and run the wire through.)


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The socket wired to the switch (on top of the lid)

6. Screw in a light bulb, plug it in, and let there be light!


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My reading nook, illuminated

Not only does my lamp look really cool, but it allows me to sit on my couch and read into the wee hours. Thanks, John!

If you have a question for John, please contact him directly.



Friday, October 26, 2007

Mask Masters

Here at Martha Stewart HQ, Halloween ranks right up there at the top of the holiday hierarchy: What other day can compete with its combination of creativity, humor, and, um, candy? Blueprint-ers are hardcore costume people, and we thought we'd share some of our recent favorites with you. (Trust me, none involves cookie-cutter getups from the party-supply shop.)

 

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Senior Art Director Lisa Thé, in 2004, as Bjork at the 2001 Oscars.

 

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Associate Managing Editor Sarah Rutledge as "The Bitter Bridesmaid," 2003. She says: "The smeared lipstick is on purpose, and I walked the New York Village Halloween Parade shouting, 'It should have been me! When will it be my turn?"

 

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Me, as an unlucky knife thrower's assistant, 2006.

 

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Design Production Associate Sydney Applegate as Margot Tenenbaum, 2004...

 

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...and in 2006, as one half of Patsy and Edina from "Absolutely Fabulous."

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Our Style Intern, Rachel Lexier, 2006. She says: "I was the goddess of wine, and, might I add, very popular that night."

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Duane Stapp, Senior Design Production Associate, as a pigeon in the New York Village Halloween Parade. Duane was part of a flock, and the birds' heads were mounted on sticks so that they could be made to bob in a lifelike way...

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...and as part of an ensemble cast portraying "Chinese food."

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Editorial Coordinator Rachel Boyle as Rosemary (and her baby).

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Associate Fashion Editor Sarah Conroy, with her hair in a literal bird's nest.

Now tell us what your greatest costumes were, and what you plan to be this year!



Monday, October 22, 2007

All Wound Up

 

When we began developing the office decorating story that appears in our September/October issue, a conversation began regarding what to do with all the outdated business cards left over when you change jobs (or, lucky you, get a promotion). After tossing out a number of go-nowhere plans (disposable shot-glass coasters, lightweight travel dominoes -- some sketching required) and a few mediocre ones (travel organizers for stud earrings), I hit upon one idea that actually filled a need beyond “getting rid of these old business cards”: embroidery thread holders.

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I’ve already mentioned that my current Farrah Fawcett project is not only way too elaborate but has also been under way for, literally, years; I don’t think I noted the DOZENS of floss colors that are required for this photorealistic piece. Fortunately, converting old business cards into embroidery floss spools provides instant, eyestrain-free gratification. I just trimmed narrow strips from the center of each long edge of the card (to keep the thread in place), slit each short end to hold the thread’s loose ends, and jotted down the color. I imagine you could even store these in some kind of Rolodex, although I haven’t tried it yet.

Have you come up with any interesting uses for old business cards? Tell us in the comments!



Friday, October 05, 2007

Rear View

You may recall from my last blog that I am a bit of a trash-picker. Here is another example of something I dragged in from a street corner in my neighborhood:

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It's a fairly large wooden frame -- about 3 feet by 4 feet. It leaned against the wall in my kitchen for more than six months before I finally got around to doing anything with it. I had planned to hang it over my bed to help delineate that area of my apartment (my very small studio is one big square), and to place some to-be-determined thing inside.

First, I needed to remove the nails that jutted out from the inner rim:

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Nails -- ouch!

When I really looked at the back of the frame, though, I realized that it was actually better-looking than the painted front. A new plan began to form. With a bit of help, a little patience, and a lot of nails, I hung the frame backward on the wall over my bed. (I'm sure there was a better way to do this, but I just tapped very thin nails through the wood and straight into the wall.)

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When I was confident that I had the frame securely fastened, I added two picture hooks just above its top edge, and used them to hang a pair of decades-old leather lederhosen that I bought over the summer at an antiques store in Virginia. (Originally, I had planned to alter and wear them -- either as better-fitting shorts or as a skirt, with the suspenders intact. Like many of my impractical plans, this did not come to pass.) I think they look great, and their irregular shape keeps the room from being all squares and rectangles.

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What's the most inventive or unusual thing you've ever framed? Send a photo and a brief description to bluelines@mslo.com by October 31, 2007, and we'll post a few of our favorites here on the blog.



Thursday, September 13, 2007

Chair To A Throne?

Being raised in a frugal family can have serious, lasting results. To this day, I am equal parts paralyzed by the thought of spending more than $20 on just about anything (no, I am not joking -- what if I stop liking it after a few months?), and compelled to snatch up anything that is free (or dirt-cheap) but seems to have a greater value. These instincts kicked in when I spotted a sort of forlorn-looking Marcel Breuer Wassily chair (knockoff, most likely) on the street, left out on end-of-the-month big-trash pick-up day, and insisted on hailing a cab and lugging it home with me. When I looked at the chair, I saw this: